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my parents already think i'm the weirdest thing on this planet so here's to hoping they find this blog and question why they never went through with the abortion
Look at this beautiful boy
this looks like a traffic cone strapped to a swan
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the best kind of bird are the really short and fat ones. i love them
!!!!! beautiful!! this is the best bird in the world!!!!!!!!
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Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
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Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who
They’re pretty accurate
oh god why is this me lol help
I’m so glad this came back into my life
ahahahahahahah omg
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me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch
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